The Root 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 01/13/2017 at 13:27 • Filed to: None

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facw > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:30

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A Univision sibling that has now been rolled into the Kinjaverse.

MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:30

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it’s gawker

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:31

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brb downloading replace extension so it will say “I AM GROOT”

XJDano > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:31

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:31

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Of all evil, money.

Of all our problems, Scoob.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:33

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The Root.

Only one of these.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:34

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Our glorious oveords Uinvasion.

For Sweden > facw 01/13/2017 at 13:35

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Which is just cruel.

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:36

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It’s basically Gawker’s own POC blog. Which...is weird it took them this freaking long to get such a thing.

CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter 01/13/2017 at 13:38

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It seems to have a fairly prolific output.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 01/13/2017 at 13:38

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Which one?

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 01/13/2017 at 13:39

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To kinja, us or The Root?

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:40

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The Root

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden 01/13/2017 at 13:40

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Must have really messed up to be sent to kinja...

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:41

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idk

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:42

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It’s the one some dick named Toby.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/13/2017 at 13:47

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*backs slowly away from this thread*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 13:52

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What, you don’t go into the back yard and whip the bases of nearby trees and give rocks and things slave names?

Neither do I.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/13/2017 at 13:54

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LOREM IPSUM > MonkeePuzzle 01/13/2017 at 14:06

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Except it’s Black Gawker, and therefore cannot be racist, bigoted, or any of the bad -phobics, thereby they are less likely to be sued off of the internet... again.

wiffleballtony > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 14:14

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I’m guessing it’s not a sub page for Linux admins...

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > Mercedes Streeter 01/13/2017 at 14:18

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Wasn’t it a Slate property before though? I don’t think getting lashed to the website-family-formerly-known-as-Gawker-Media-Group is exactly a sign of health...

McMike > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/13/2017 at 14:51

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Either that, or was so unliked and bullied that it needed a fresh start in a new school.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > McMike 01/13/2017 at 15:17

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Last time I checked Oppo didn’t smell that fresh, more like a hippie on day 5 of a peyote trip.

Leadbull > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 15:23

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It’s about potatoes.

McMike > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/13/2017 at 15:23

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You don’t know where The Root came from. We could be fresher.

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 15:26

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The BLM blog

CalzoneGolem > Leadbull 01/13/2017 at 15:30

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What’s taters precious?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > McMike 01/13/2017 at 15:33

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That thought is terrifying.

Leadbull > CalzoneGolem 01/13/2017 at 16:44

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“You gonna finish your tots?”

“No, go find your own.”

CalzoneGolem > Leadbull 01/14/2017 at 18:05

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I will always finish my tots

Rykilla303 > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2017 at 17:04

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I like it :(